August 2012
crosspin:
you’re cooler than me?
guess that makes me hotter than you
July 2012
diaxiann:
THAT’S THE POWER OF PINE SOL BABY i yell as i smash open my coffin to the horror of everyone gathered at my funeral
0ftenhated:
savannahfaerie:
doctorsaxon:
sweetmotherofpie:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco.. Smash”
“Mistakes are proof that you are trying.”
– Anonymous (via ilivetomake-youfree)
andthatlittleblackdress:
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
natashanicole88:
A writer for the New York Times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.
Every single one.
“You’re not weak. Your life is not defined by a letter grade, a dress size, your...”
– Chris Colfer (via mentalfornication)
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mamisboots:
One of my favorite things to do is click on the url of someone who was wrong in a popular text post to see how they’re dealing with their life after they were terribly wrong
do you ever feel like people just forget you exist
aragoorn:
sometimes i forget to turn off caps lock and when i go to google and type MOOSE it seems like i’m really excited about mooses
nigga-chan:
shaving23spiders:
hilarious prank idea: fill a piñata with spiders
you are literally the devil
cockstreetboys:
if sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with two people is called a twosome than i know why everyone calls you handsome
dotolitheshort:
My grandma asked me what the google chrome thing on her desktop was and I told her it was an Internet browser And she looked at me and said “I don’t want to browse I want to explore” as she clicked on the Internet Explorer symbol
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
Watchtheadmiraltyreport:
I filmed this on the boat yesterday with my iphone. The noise is the whales singing as they bubble net, the rest is self explanatory.
If you don't love beluga whales you are a monster
Watchthisonetimeatzoocamp:
lenavictrola:
precums:
literally the best commercial I’ve ever seen
and then UNEXPECTED TEARS.
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