bexxson:

He’s perfection.

They would wish me one more day to stay
But since it falls unto my lot that I should rise and you should not
I’ll gently rise and I’ll softly call, “Goodnight and joy be with you all!”

jesuschristvevo:

give a man some salsa and you feed him for a day. teach a man to salsa and you can probably hook him up with some hot latina girls or something idk

do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just can’t stop

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

“This is your problem, Dean. You have no faith.”

phlep:

if you chew loudly i will consider stabbing you

Proud of you Tuukka :’)